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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

f0r93t:

Tumblr should warn us when we reblog the same picture 2 times.

moriartty:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

consciouslyhere:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

lions nut in under 10 seconds so next time a bitch complain about 15 minutes im deadass havin her ass watch the discovery channel 

even the king of the jungle know time is money and ball is life

I’m done

lamelohan:

my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

phobias:

don’t worry i wouldn’t care about me either