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notahoe:

* kisses myself good morning and slaps my own butt *

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

No one is proud of the first URL they used for tumblr

cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field